I just lost everything…I’m crying from how perfect this is.
I feel like I’m gonna puke I have been laughing at this for a while now omfg
This has just become my own personal forever reblog
CHRIST
FUCK
For character development of course.
I miss my OCs right now.
Guys that Z is in freaking Times New Roman
This person isn’t messing around okay
e1n:
I think regardless of style or personality, your character should run properly. Awkward run ruins everything.
Don’t believe me? Try running the wrong way, see how far that gets you.
This is the fandom wait room…We told you we are insane…
am i the only one that thought WHY THE HELL IS MYCROFT LETTING MORIARTY OUT THE MAN HAS LITERALLY SCRATCHED YOUR BROTHERS NAME EVERYWHERE IF THAT’S NOT THE SIGN OF A DANGEROUS MAN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS
just so we’re clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bb
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
^ this.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
- James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
- Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
- Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
- Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
- Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
- Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
- Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
- Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
- Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
- Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
- Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
- Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.
